100 FUNNY QUOTES TO MAKE YOU LAUGH (OUT LOUD! 😂)
Here are 100 of the best funny quotes I could find.
The goal?
To make you relax, laugh, and have a good time! 😂
Life is short and the happiest people are those who live lightly (with a smile on their hearts).
You’ll discover quotes by Bill Murray, Tina Fey, Jim Carrey, and more.
Enjoy!
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. Steven Wright
Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week. Spanish proverb
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. Rodney Dangerfield
Rice is great when you’re hungry and you want 2000 of something. Mitch Hedberg
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. Unknown
I remixed a remix, it was back to normal. Mitch Hedberg
The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice cream. Bill Murray
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. Steven Wright
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths. Steven Wright
I have always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific. Lily Tomlin
Don’t be so humble – you are not that great. Golda Meir
This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last. Oscar Wilde
Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off. Bill Murray
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. Mark Twain
I wrote a few children’s books… not on purpose. Steven Wright
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A few quick thoughts on fun and laughing…
Isn’t it great when you have a truly good laugh?
Don’t you have the impression that time stops and you’re 100% in the moment, appreciating it?
With the seriousness and busyness of modern life, it’s too easy to forget the importance and benefits of relaxing, chilling, and having fun with friends.
Most of us, myself included, are always living the next-thing-next-thing-next-thing, without stopping.
Now,
I invite you to STOP, take a break, and enjoy a funny video or show of one of your favorite comedian.
THE BEST FUNNY QUOTES
I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. Steven Wright
I like Kit-Kat, unless I’m with four or more people. Mitch Hedberg
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste.
I live on a one-way street that’s also a dead end. I’m not sure how I got there. Steven Wright
People are like music. Some speak the truth, and others are just noise. Bill Murray
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. Billy Sunday
Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright. Laurell K. Hamilton
I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. Mark Twain
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. Winston S. Churchill
Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke. Will Rogers
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. Cathy Guisewite
I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn’t a professional, the knife had butter on it. Rodney Dangerfield
That’s why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it. George Carlin
