Funny Quotes To Make You Smile

Funny Quotes About Life

Looking for a funny quote or saying to reflect the humor that underlies many facets of life? From life’s many lessons, struggles and joys to the always interesting realities of life, you might find the perfect words in these funny life quotes. These funny sayings about life are also the perfect little additions to any personalized photo book. Why not pair your favorite photos with unique quotes, messages, and sayings that best describe all the funny memories, milestones, and adventures in life?

• “I know I’m a handful but that’s why you got two hands.” – Unknown
• “Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.” – Truman Capote
• “If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.” – Betty Reese
• “Taking naps sounds so childish. I prefer to call them horizontal life pauses.” – Unknown
• “I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.” – Unknown
• “If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?” – Unknown
• “The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.” – Abraham Lincoln
• “I’m not good at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler (Matthew Perry), Friends
• “My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.” – Tina Fey
• “So it turns out that being an adult is really just Googling how to do stuff.” – Unknown
• “It’s okay to look at the past and the future. Just don’t stare.” – Lisa Lieberman-Wang
• “Always remember that you are unique – just like everybody else.” – Unknown

Funny Love Quotes

Love is messy, weird, difficult and oftentimes very funny. These funny love quotes are the most relatable thing you’ll read all day. Whether you’re looking for the perfect wedding toast and jokes, hilarious Valentine’s Day captions, or anniversary quotes that will make your partner laugh, we’ve rounded up the these funny quotes about love that are all too true. Scroll down, click and save your favorites, and copy and paste them into personalized gifts to share with all your loved ones.

• “Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.” – Michael Scott, The Office
• “All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” – Charles M. Schulz
• “Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.” – Will Ferrell
• “I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner
• “If love is the answer, can you please rephrase the question?” – Lily Tomlin
• “Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby—awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.” – Lemony Snicket
• “Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.” – Joan Crawford
• “A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.” – Mignon McLaughlin
• “I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger.” – Unknown
• “The four most important words in any marriage—I’ll do the dishes.” – Unknown
• “I love you more than coffee but not always before coffee.” – Unkown
• “I like long romantic walks down every aisle at Target.” – Unknown
• “You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s your common sense leaving your body.” – Unknown

Funny Birthday Quotes

Choosing a birthday card is just half the battle; now you have to think of something funny to write inside. Pick out one of these funny happy birthday quotes or mix and match them with your own words to craft the perfect cheers to another year older. Birthdays are meant to be full of laughter and cheer. When your loved ones open their birthday cards from you, you’ll know why they can’t stop smiling.

• “It’s important to have a twinkle in your wrinkle.” – Unknown
• “We don’t grow old. When we cease to grow, we become old.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
• “Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” – Mark Twain
• “You’re not as young as you used to be. But you’re not as old as you’re going to be.” – Irish Saying
• “You’re in mint condition for a vintage model. Happy Birthday.” – Catherine Pulsifer
• “You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.” – Bob Hope
• “After 30, a body has a mind of its own.” – Bette Midler
• “You’re not forty, you’re eighteen with twenty-two years experience.” – Unknown
• “Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. And forget about the present, I didn’t get you one. Happy birthday!” – Unknown
• “Don’t get all weird about getting older! Our age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying us!” – Unknown
• “As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two. Happy birthday!” – Unknown
• “To quote Shakespeare: ‘Party thine ass off!’” – Unknown
• “You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime. Happy birthday!” – Unknown
• “On your birthday, I thought of giving you the cutest gift in the world. But then I realized that is not possible because you yourself are the cutest gift in the world.” – Unknown

Funny Quotes About Work

Our jobs are undoubtedly a vital part of our lives when we learn different things, experiment with them, and meet people. These hilarious quips and funny work quotes poke fun at the ups-and-downs of being a working professional, and are guaranteed to make any day on the job better. Add these funny inspirational work quotes to your office decor to help you find your daily grind a little more enjoyable.

• “I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.” – Bill Gates
• “Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you’re finished.” – Leslie Nielsen
• “It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong.” – Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
• “Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done.” – Peter Drucker
• “It is better to have one person working with you than three people working for you.” – Dwight D. Eisenhower
• “The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” – Oscar Wilde
• “I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.” – Unknown
• “Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.” – Scott Adams
• “My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.” – Unknown
• “Work is against human nature. The proof is that it makes us tired.” – Michel Tournier
• “The reward for good work is more work.” – Francesca Elisia
• “Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work.” – Earl Nightingale

Funny Quotes For Yearbook

As school comes to an end and it’s time for summer, funny yearbook quotes are a great way to let loose and poke fun at your memories. These humorous school quotes would be especially great for graduations with photos throughout the years. Looking back on your photos with these hilarious quotes will make you smile as the years go on.

• “People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” – A. Milne
• “I like to think of myself less like ‘an adult’ and more like a ‘former fetus.’” – Anna Kendrick
• “I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” – Lily Tomlin
• “Every day in high school, I was looking for the snack, not knowing that I was the snack after all.” – Unknown
• “Turned all my Ls into lessons.” – Cardi B
• “The roof is not my son, but I will raise it.” – Unknown
• “Welp, glad that’s over.” – Unknown
• “Don’t follow your dreams, follow my Twitter: [insert Twitter handle].” – Unknown
• “Goodbye, everyone! I’ll remember you all in therapy.” – Plankton, Spongebob
• “The bell doesn’t dismiss you.” – Teachers
• “The only time I set the bar low is for limbo” – Michael Scott, The Office
• “Pain is temporary, GPA is forever” – Unknown
• “You’re doing amazing, sweetie!” – Kris Jenner

Funny Quotes About Family

You’ve probably heard the saying, “Can’t live with them, can’t live without them.” You may have used it once or twice when you’ve had enough of a family member’s antics. If you need a lighthearted reminder of the funny side of family, look to the funny family quotes below. These quotes about family help keep everything light – they’re perfect to add to personalized gifts for any holiday or add into a greeting card to send out to the extended family and close friends.

• “We put the ‘fun’ in dysfunctional” – Unknown
• “Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.” – George Burns
• “The informality of family life is a blessed condition that allows us all to become our best while looking our worst.” – Marge Kennedy
• “Families are like fudge – mostly sweet with a few nuts.” – Unknown
• “Being part of a family means smiling for photos.” – Harry Morgan
• “Family ties mean that no matter how much you might want to run from your family, you can’t.” – Unknown
• “The advantage of growing up with siblings is that you become very good at fractions.” – Robert Brault
• “Children really can brighten up a house, because they never turn the lights off.” – Ralph Bus
• “The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.” – Sam Levenson
• “One day you will do things for me that you hate. That is what it means to be family.” – Jonathan Safran Foer

Funny Best Friend Quotes

What are best friends for if not to laugh out loud together? The following funny best friend quotes are as clever as they are true to your bond. Whether you’re looking to make them smile about what it’s like to be a friend or show them you understand the funny aspects of your relationship together, funny quotes are always perfect for your social media posts and gifts.

• “It’s fun to complain with someone. Nothing brings us together more than complaining about other people. That might be the thing that holds us together more than anything.” – Lew Schneider
• “Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.” – Greg Tamblyn
• “It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
• “It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?’” – A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh
• “There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.” – Linda Grayson
• “If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.” – Unknown
• “We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.” – Unknown
• “God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters.” – Unknown
• “Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.” – Unknown
• “Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.” – Unknown